Saturday, January 17, 2009

Bye Bye Ugs


Today was a happy, happy day. My husband took a saws-all to the ugly, putrid, worn out, tore up, nasty, stank, repulsive, tasteless, wack, insipid, crusty, funky, beat up, musty, rotten, unrefined, grimy, filthy, offensive, foul, abhorrent, abominable, repugnant, shabby, vile, detestable, loathsome, horrid, revolting, wretched, shoddy, crummy, crappy old vanity. He hurled it out on to the lawn in chunks of steaming fetidness.
Today was a happy day.