Wonder who pissed in his Meow Mix?
Thanks to the fabulous Miss Jo from Miss Jo's San Francisco who came out of the gate with a caption, I'd love to invite the rest of you to take a crack at a caption for this picture. We can't let this much attitude go to waste. Let's see what you've got . . .
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30 Your comments, banter and witty repartee:
"I told you. I don't like turkey."
He looks annoyed in a way only a cat can.
Miss Jo - Thanks, you set the tone. This is a picture that must be captioned.
Hokgardener - They can be crabby little brats when they want to be.
"Who you calling pussy?"
Why yes I have been planning world domination while having you rub my belly.. You seem surprised!
That look on his face is the reason I'm scared of cats. They all can flash that "f you" look. :)
You want me to wear WHAT?!
"Now listen closely. You are here to please ME."
Dude, I love how, like, that special toy you bought me makes everything seem like, super clear and calm, and yet like, wicked fuzzy at the same time. It's pretty bitchin'.
"Say WHAT one more time..."
"You have two choices: death or enslavement. Decide now, each of you."
I'm not even guessing!! I just LOVE Spike the Hotness Monster's face! I have a feeling he and I would be great friends. :)
Anonymous - Do I know you? I find it HIGHLY unlikely that I would get a that particular Pulp Fiction quote at random.
Cadywax - He misses you.
If you must insist on knowing. Yes. I am taking a crap on your rug while you snap my picture. Now, who's the smarter species?
I know what your thinking, "Did he fire five hairballs or six?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement I kinda lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question, "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do you Bugaloo Shrimp?!
I know what your thinking, "Did he fire five hairballs or six?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement I kinda lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question, "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do you Bugaloo Shrimp?!
May you all burn in Hell for laughing at this photo of me. But don't kid yourselves. You look twice as stupid as I do...
Get rid of the puppy and no one gets hurt.
Hah! I'm a dog person so I don't even know what a good caption would be. But I recognize the look, and that look is why I am truly petrifed of my husband's cat! lol
"bugaloo shrimp? that is soooooo vintage."
"You'd better clean out my litter box now or ELSE."
"I'm not going to dignify that question with a response"
Thanks everyone for your captions. They were all great. The thing that I love about this picture is that it clearly conveys the fact that he suffers us for the fools that we are. This look is like his version of giving us the finger.
"effing litter stuck to my bum is the pitts, man"
Amy - Girl, Spike is all natural with his biz-ness. It's strictly twigs and leaves makin the itch.
I wish I could claim this as my own, but I can't. It was on a mat I bought my mom one year. I think it pretty well sums it up: The Cat day 751, My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape. That and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane.
I will CUT you.
Here's another caption I think you'll appreciate:
"Funny how?"
Oh my head....tequila...bad!
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