Look What Fell Off My Family Tree Fridays

Calling all crazies! I am looking for four guest posters for a feature that I want to run on Fridays in February called "Look What Fell Off My Family Tree, Friday". You've all heard about the exploits and adventures of my crazy Uncle Ronnie. Now it's your turn to share. Do you have a cross dressing grandpa, a flatulent auntie, a brother who sunbathes naked on the front lawn? This is your opportunity to tell your story.

If you want to participate, please leave a comment below which includes the phrase -

'Yes! My family is as nutty as squirrel poo!".

Then send me an e-mail at diaryofamadbathroom@gmail.com telling me the following things:

- Relationship of person to you - Uncle, Aunt, Dad, etc.

- Brief statement of "the crazy" - Eats grass or spies on neighbors or thinks she's from Mars

You may know by now that I am not much of a rules person. However, the goal of your post should be funny. Here are the two general guidelines that you should follow:

1) No real names or pictures. Let's protect the crazies, particularly if it involves spying on the neighbors.

2) We're looking for crazy, not criminal. If you have a family member that hurts animals or engages in hate crimes, that is definitely not the brand of crazy that we are looking for.

Since there are four Fridays in February (5, 12, 19, 26), I will take the first four respondents that meet the criteria above. Come on and show us your nuts! Again, no photos.