Hmmm..soapy ass. Fortunately I have not had any experience with that particular flavor...but the list of equally pleasant tastes of which I have partaken is long.
Singed Winged Angel - I don't know how else to describe it. The taste is just off.
Sara - It was a classic case of TMI. My SIL took a picture at the table while this other one was telling the story and all you see is me looking down at my shoes.
Working Mommy - Trust me, the good stuff (aka Starbucks) does not taste like any form of ass.
Adrea - Yeah, and you can't help but get it wet. Vicious cycle.
Joy - I know. I shoud sue for loss of use.
Mommy Lisa - How do you keep your number so low? I need a lotta latte.
MiMi - You pegged the look. Flannel is back in a big way. That was too fast for me.
Vandy J - Mmm hmmm. Dishes too.
Aunt Juicebox - This was just a speculum too close for my comfort.
Arizona Mommy - That description was not from memory, thanks. It's what I would GUESS soapy ass would taste like (for all you know ;)
LPR - At least he's clean. Soapy on a kid represents clean. Soapy in my coffee represents me getting bitter and impossible to live with.
SFTC - Yeah, it's easy on the poster too.
Michele - Go look now. The towels are probably shagging like rabbits.
Existential Waitress - Are you on some kind of flannel nightie fetish site? I am sure there are guys that are WAY into that. C'mon. Spill yer guts. . .
At first I thought the one note was about EVOO, ya know, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, because I am down with the acronym lingo, then I saw it was OOVO and I was all, huh? Wha? Am I suddenly 70? Obviously you are not, as you know what OOVO means, and you wear nighties, not snuggies...
kim -I know OOVO because I almost got caught pulling out a wedgie on it. My kid has this thing running in his room almost 24 hrs a day. God forbid I walk by with anything hanging out, it's all over the internet. Not pretty.
BlueViolet - Let me make you a cup of columbian roast. You'll quickly see how I arrived at that conclusion.
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lmbo glad to know I am not th eonly one with laundry issues... and I was wondergin about that coffee pot and umm soapy ass is not my flavor lol..
Isn't that great how some people are really comfortable sharing stories about their personal parts?
Yikes.
Soapy ass, eh?? I knew there was a reason why I didn't drink coffee!!
~WM
Laundry multiplies like gremlins. Though that likely shares my age. ;)
Yeah, it multiplies, but it also takes away. One sock at a time. ;o)
Ahhh, coffee. I am keeping a lid on that one...
just a couple of lattes a week for mama.
It sounds like you have a early 90's grunge band at your house! :)
Laudry and the dishes multiply at my house. I'm threatening separate bedrooms but I don't think it will do any good.
LOL My husband hates it when my sister talks about personal stuff in front of him. His sister does it to me too, but I don't mind as much.
Hmmm..soapy ass. Fortunately I have not had any experience with that particular flavor...but the list of equally pleasant tastes of which I have partaken is long.
Sounds like your Kevrig has been hanging out with my Brita. And my kid.
i love post it note tueday! fast reads and quick laughs :)
That was great!!!
I'm with ya on the laundry thing ;)
Flannel nightie on the internet, eh? i've had more embarassing moments that resemble that than I care to share. haha.
Singed Winged Angel - I don't know how else to describe it. The taste is just
off.
Sara - It was a classic case of TMI. My SIL took a picture at the table while
this other one was telling the story and all you see is me looking down at my shoes.
Working Mommy - Trust me, the good stuff (aka Starbucks) does not taste like any form
of ass.
Adrea - Yeah, and you can't help but get it wet. Vicious cycle.
Joy - I know. I shoud sue for loss of use.
Mommy Lisa - How do you keep your number so low? I need a lotta latte.
MiMi - You pegged the look. Flannel is back in a big way. That was too fast for me.
Vandy J - Mmm hmmm. Dishes too.
Aunt Juicebox - This was just a speculum too close for my comfort.
Arizona Mommy - That description was not from memory, thanks. It's what I would GUESS
soapy ass would taste like (for all you know ;)
LPR - At least he's clean. Soapy on a kid represents clean. Soapy in my coffee represents
me getting bitter and impossible to live with.
SFTC - Yeah, it's easy on the poster too.
Michele - Go look now. The towels are probably shagging like rabbits.
Existential Waitress - Are you on some kind of flannel nightie fetish site? I am sure there are guys that are WAY into that. C'mon. Spill yer guts. . .
Nothing brings out the truth like a post it note.
Linlah - Is that a reference to my supposed experience with soapy ass?
oh dear. I can sniff out the next blog posting based on Post It #1
Monique - I'm not going there. I am still trying to get over the post traumatic stress of it all.
At first I thought the one note was about EVOO, ya know, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, because I am down with the acronym lingo, then I saw it was OOVO and I was all, huh? Wha? Am I suddenly 70? Obviously you are not, as you know what OOVO means, and you wear nighties, not snuggies...
I've never heard coffee compared to a soapy ass before.
Laundry on fertility meds! Ha! :)
kim -I know OOVO because I almost got caught pulling out a wedgie on it. My kid has this thing running in his room almost 24 hrs a day. God forbid I walk by with anything hanging out, it's all over the internet. Not pretty.
BlueViolet - Let me make you a cup of columbian roast. You'll quickly see how I arrived at that conclusion.
Dear Diary,
You are my favourite Post It noter of all time.
Don't let it go to your head.
Your fan,
Maven
Dear Her Holiness Maven - No danger there. I am filled with too much self-loathing to believe you. ;P
I wish you hadn't mentioned laundry-mine is taunting me...
Susan - Ssssssshhhhhhhhhh. Listen closely -Suuuuuuusaaaan we're gettin freaky in the laundry room. By tomorrow morning there will be more of us.
LMAO!
fertitlity meds!
Chief - I am certain the towels are humping at a mad pace.
The laundry is the ONE THING I'm good at. It's all I have. *sob*
Kys - Good at laundry? What planet are you from?
Ahhhhhhhh, your poor ears! Gyno tales? ewwwww
Love those post-its.
LOL! I think i do more of my kids friends laundry than our own!!
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