Name: Uncle Ronnie
Hair: Q-tip white with buzzed back and sides and eight inches of tasti-whip piled up on top, held in place with a generous shot of Brylcream or Vitalis. Sort of like this (see Setzer, right not the age appropriate dude on the left).
Eyes: Brown with large, signature glasses. Like the ones on this young fella below. I'm not sure what he's been smokin, but he definitely has good taste in glasses.
Age: Born in the 20's. That's all I'm sayin. . .
Physique: A bull of a man. 5' 8" of barrel chested Italian.
Interests: Guns, shooting, target practice, skeet shooting, hunting, bullet making, gun shopping and oh, did I mention guns?
Favorite Movie: If it's not on the History Channel, I'm not interested.
Favorite Food: Sfogliatelle. If you have to ask what it is, you can't hang.
Favorite Music: I have an eight track player in my truck. Has been known to blast a little Eddy Arnold. Are you familiar with "If I Had a Nickel"? That's my jam.
Women: I like them half my age and skilled in dentistry. You never know when a bridge might need fixing.
Please forward all inquiries through my niece, DG. I don't have a computer and I'm not really sure what Online Dating even is.