Sunday, February 7, 2010

Bringing Sexy (and mad hairy) Back

For those of you that were so supportive and offered such kind words regarding my last post, I am going to reward you with something special. Something so posessed of pure sex and erotic sensuality, that you may need to put on sunglasses to fight the glare of the flaming hotness.

Are you ready for your reward?

Are you tantilized and starting to salivate?

C'mon, keep scrolling for pics of a sizzling fleshpot that reminiscent of a young Briget Bardot. But hotter.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm. That's right. Scroll for me baby. You know you want . . .


You know it's lovely weather for a sleighride together with you.

I'll do more for the cigar industry than that Lewinsky bitch ever did.

Got a light?

If you ever wanted to know what sexual confidence looks like. . .this is it!

Let me show you one of my best Victoria's Secret poses.

Hold up on the sexy for a second. . . What is that enticing aroma?

Could it be? Oh Yes! Yes! Yes!

I love the smell of cat poo in the morning. Smells like, victory!

This deeply sexual interlude brought to you courtesy of Brownie the Wonderdog. If you haven't had enough and you are thirsting for more, check out this post, where Spike the Hotness Monster busts out his best and sexiest moves.
Looking back on this I realize, my animals are sluts.

34 Your comments, banter and witty repartee:

linlah said...

Cat Poo au du toilette, no dog can resist.

MODG said...

man. i thought it would be a cat.

Tracie said...

Puppy porn. I love it!

blueviolet said...

Cat poo on could work!

MiMi said...

That's freakin' hilarious!

Menopausal New Mom said...

Too cute and hilarious!!

Susan Fobes said...

I don't know which is worse-eating cat poo or eating your own poo. Just ask my dog... LOL!

Existential Waitress said...

Love it! This is so very wrong. And by that i mean it's so right.

Insanitykim said...

I am was so entertained by Brownie the Wonderdog that now I can skip all the Superbowl ads tonight. You just freed up my whole night! I can pluck my eyebrows now! You rock!

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Linlah - Truth!

MODG - I e-mailed you a link to the cat porn. I wouldn't want you to be disappointed.

Tracie - I have clearly lost my moral compass.

Blue Violet - According to Brownie - it does work.

MiMi - I owed her a tribute. She's dead sexy.

Menopausal New Mom - Thanks. I'm not a cat/doggy photo blog, but she is worth a feature now and again.

Susan - I had a Basse thound that would get it before it even hit the ground.
Here's the definition:

Main Entry: co·proph·a·gous
Pronunciation: \kə-ˈprä-fə-gəs\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek koprophagos, from kopr- + -phagos -phagous
Date: 1826
: feeding on dung

— co·proph·a·gy \-fə-jē\ noun

Existential Waitress - Yes! Lets be wrong!

Insanity Kim - Thanks! And thanks for the reminder that I should be plucking my fur-bound brows tonight.

Sara said...

Sweet biscuit lovin', that was hot.

I opted to picture Raquel Welch instead. I hope that's okay.

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Sara - I can draw that parallel. She does have enormous boobs for a dog.

Masala Chica said...

I think your dog is feeling violated right now. nothing like some puppy porn on superbowl sunday ;-) (notice I am commenting and not watching the superbowl - i could give a rat's ass).

Lin said...

"I'm bringing sexy back. YEAH!"--was that Justin or Brownie??? I'm going with Brownie. Sheesh, this is rated XXXX today!

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Kiran - It was puppy porn or puppy bowl. I know the horn dogs out there like the puppy porn. And that rat's ass? I'm not giving one either. I'm not even winning any money (the one redeeming trait of football).

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Lin - Brownie does get a little steamy when you turn a camera on her. That or she walks away mid-pic. This particular day, she was on!

Marla said...

I would have to agree ....definate animal magnetism there!

KK said...


Kat @ said...

Just loved this post... coming from SITS. Random, but are you going to Bloggy Boot Camp in Baltimore?

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Marla - Thanks. She is quite the piece of canine womanhood.

KK - I had to do a doggie pic post eventually, right? Poor thing gets no ink.

Kat - thanks. Umm, I don't think so. I might be at blogher though. Maybe.

singedwingangel said...

roflmbo.. my beagle could so do this.. I swear the dog is trisexual. He will try anything that holds still

Allyson said...

Funny that you should post this today because just yesterday, the girls (LuLu and Poppy) were holding some of their most lesbianistic poses. I keep trying to explain to them that they are SISTERS, not lovers...but sometimes the desire to lick each other's butts is too strong to fight. Incest be damned.

Amy said...

On a completely different but still canine note...I was told last night by a friend of mine that her pug's eye popped out of his head.


Now, I may have partaken (partook?) in a few brewskis last night for the game, but I wasn't that drunk. I heard her correctly. Ever heard of this happening or was she messing with me???

Can't seem to shake off the visual image in my head. UGH!


i knew from a LONG time ago

all dogs are whores

Erin said...

What IS it with dogs and cat poop? I seriously need to know.

Kate@And Then I Was a Mom said...

Man. That dog looks SO much better in photos that I do. This thereby seals my fate as World's Least Photogenic Person.

Joy said...

Wow, no shame. No shame at all. ;o)

Conquer The Monkey said...


DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Angel - I say bring it on! Show me that trisexual beagele in all her glory.

Allyson - That's just nasty. But they don't care.

Amy - Ew! No. I have never heard of that and I am sure that if I saw it happen, I would faint.

Erin - Apparently, it is as compelling to them as potato chips are to me.

Kate - She is a hottie, no?

Joy - Please don't look down on my doggie parenting as a result.

Cameron - Thanks. She thinks so. Modesty is not her strongest trait.

SFTC - Total whores!

Working Mommy said... cute!! I love the VS pose the most :)


DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Working Mommy - If I didn't know that she was part bassett, part lab and part shepard, I'd swear she was 100% ham.

miss jo said...

Hey, the pooch could be your ticket to early retirement ! Easy on the eyes, not self conscious in front of a lens...

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Miss Jo - LOL! I wish! I am very tired.

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