my son told me the other day that he wished we would have named Ace "Charlie" just so he could yell at him in a British accent "Charlie! that really hurt!" "Charlie bit my finger!"
Emma - So does my daughter. So much so that she has remade her own version of it and she quotes it all over the house. I guess it's beter than Family Guy.
Amy - There was just sort of a collective jaw drop and I got the impression that I went too far with it. Not that I stretched it, there was absolutely NO exaggeration in that story. Scary, huh? I hope for your sake, all of Jacker's friends know proper bathroom protocol.
Erin - Not freaked, but I think that was a lot of poop to include in one post. Maybe I should have done a part one and part two.
Tori - Oh god. Poor Brownie is going to have to get her name legally changed. I used to have a dog named Ace when I was a kid. We found him at an airport. He was a great dog.
I love discussion of poop (as long as it someone else's and not my kids) b/c my kids have traumatized me and hearing someone else talk about it is like therapy at this point.
Jen - yes, even a day away could make you miss the poo.
JDaniel4smom - Thanks for checking in. You must be wondering what all the poo talk is. If you're curious, go back a post (but not right after eating).
Sara - Maybe I have misrepresented this. . .nobody was hostile, but lots of people were kind of stunned. I just wanted to be sure that I wasn't overly graphic or offensive. I am not very poo-sensistive, so I wanted to make sure that my poo-meter was in check.
Tracie - I didn't think you were wigged. I suspect it is pretty hard to shock you.
LPR - I am a member of the poo-of-the-month club myself.
Kate - You've got that right. Doodie makes the world go 'round.
Existential Waitress -Well, if I can ever be of service in the future, in the arena of poop therapy, just give me a shout. It's great to be of service.
Whispering Writer - Thank you for stopping in. You missed the poo post by a day. Maybe that's a good thing. . .
Oh man ANOTHER book? I know you probably think I am blowing smoke up your nose but seriously, write those books, and I will read them, poop and all. And I don't read. So that is saying a lot man.
Ok - that last post made me spit the wine I'm not supposed to be drinking all over my keyboard. Never hold back lady - love you for all your openness - I don't care who you wig out! Kiran
for anyone who wigged over your poo story, need I remind the group EVERYBODY POOPS! I thought it was the most craptasticly amazing story ever :) and thanks be to god you did not announce, nor show photo of a weiner that you may or may not have, LOL you are one funny mama. xo
I hate to admit...I would be less wigged if you told me you had a weiner as opposed to a boy exploding via anal canal all over your bathroom. But it would be close.
I would love to get all judgmental on your son for calling for cough drops, but I email my husband on Saturday mornings to have me bring coffee. If you have someone who'll do it... ;D Technology was meant to be used to its fullest extent.
And there's a British re-make of "Charlie Bit My Finger"?? It sucked the first time around. In English. That family needs a hobby. Or a blog.
Aunt Juicebox - No. But if I did, I would be big swingin, large and in charge. (I always wanted to know what it felt like to brag about my manhood. It's fun. Now I know why men do it.)
Are you kidding ? My husband almost rolled off the couch laughing when I told your story about when the shit really hit @ your house....The story certainly lived up to the title of your blog !
Please keep your e-mails to charming stories and recipes for really great food. Don't send anything that you wouldn't want your mother to see or wouldn't want widely publicized on the internet. Naked pictures will not be returned and may be sold to local perverts if I get strapped for cash.
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roflmbo @ the last one.. ahh kids and being sick, mine would probably call me too if we had any kind of decent reception in this holler lol...
Angel - It was the only comfort I could offer after that story.
Dear Mum and Bro,
Encourage the book please...
Pretty please,
ED
Eternally Distracted - Thanks. I think I have done enough psychological damage to the blogging community with that one post, to last a lifetime.
Haha.. I love that Charlie Bit my finger video!! :)
Who wigged over the poo story???
I think it's your best post to date!!!
I told my husband about it last night and we were in hysterics imagining what we would do if Jackers brought home a kid like that.
And the jail sentence???? Ahhh, icing on the cake!
Were people really freaked after the poop saga? So strange! They need to get over it. There's lots of poop talk in the Blogosphere!
And can't believe your kiddo called you when you were in the house. LOL!
my son told me the other day that he wished we would have named Ace "Charlie" just so he could yell at him in a British accent "Charlie! that really hurt!" "Charlie bit my finger!"
Emma - So does my daughter. So much so that she has remade her own version of it and she quotes it all over the house. I guess it's beter than Family Guy.
Amy - There was just sort of a collective jaw drop and I got the impression that I went too far with it. Not that I stretched it, there was absolutely NO exaggeration in that story. Scary, huh? I hope for your sake, all of Jacker's friends know proper bathroom protocol.
Erin - Not freaked, but I think that was a lot of poop to include in one post. Maybe I should have done a part one and part two.
Tori - Oh god. Poor Brownie is going to have to get her name legally changed. I used to have a dog named Ace when I was a kid. We found him at an airport. He was a great dog.
I think my lack of time in the blogsphere has caused me to miss the poo story. Oh dear. A hunting I shall go!
Stopping by from SITS! Great post-its.
I'm personally offended that anyone did not LOVE that story about the flushed undies.
I thought that was one of the best stories I'd ever heard.
If you have any more, dear God, don't hold back!
I wasn't wigged out. It was hilarious! I just didn't know what to say about it.
Poo, poo to the poo wiggers.
I am poo-simpatico, as you know.
It's on my business card.
Oh, pshaw. Without poop stories, and maybe reality television, life would become too boring to, you know, live.
I love discussion of poop (as long as it someone else's and not my kids) b/c my kids have traumatized me and hearing someone else talk about it is like therapy at this point.
Haha at calling you from his cell.
These cracked me up.
Stopping by from SITS!
What?! People were wigged about the poo story? NO way. They better not read my blog then, cuz it's all about boogers, barf and crap.
Jen - yes, even a day away could make you miss the poo.
JDaniel4smom - Thanks for checking in. You must be wondering what all the poo talk is.
If you're curious, go back a post (but not right after eating).
Sara - Maybe I have misrepresented this. . .nobody was hostile, but lots of people were
kind of stunned. I just wanted to be sure that I wasn't overly graphic or offensive.
I am not very poo-sensistive, so I wanted to make sure that my poo-meter was in check.
Tracie - I didn't think you were wigged. I suspect it is pretty hard to shock you.
LPR - I am a member of the poo-of-the-month club myself.
Kate - You've got that right. Doodie makes the world go 'round.
Existential Waitress -Well, if I can ever be of service in the future, in the arena of
poop therapy, just give me a shout. It's great to be of service.
Whispering Writer - Thank you for stopping in. You missed the poo post by a day.
Maybe that's a good thing. . .
MiMi - That obviously is just fine with me!
Linlah - Poo Poo indeed!
Hahahhah! Ahem...do you???
Oh man ANOTHER book? I know you probably think I am blowing smoke up your nose but seriously, write those books, and I will read them, poop and all. And I don't read. So that is saying a lot man.
The calling and texting from another room in the same house always makes me laugh. Sometimes I like to torture them and not answer :)
I think a book about Randy could be a best seller!
Kim - Nah, I'm not smuggling sausages. Randy is a book's worth for real.
Nancy - So lazy.
Blue Violet - Some day. . .
Ok - that last post made me spit the wine I'm not supposed to be drinking all over my keyboard. Never hold back lady - love you for all your openness - I don't care who you wig out!
Kiran
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Love the last one. Oh, and the British accent at 3am. yeah, that's a bit strange.
Kiran - Thanks, but don't encourage me... I have so many stories about poop. I'm like a poop magnet.
AZ Mamma - We had to take her pc away at bedtime so that she wouldn;t ne all over youtube at 3am.
for anyone who wigged over your poo story, need I remind the group EVERYBODY POOPS! I thought it was the most craptasticly amazing story ever :) and thanks be to god you did not announce, nor show photo of a weiner that you may or may not have, LOL
you are one funny mama.
xo
Cameron - Thanks. I just understand that poop is not for everyone.
And I'm saving the weiner for a future post. But let me just say this - "It's real and it's fabulous." (Just kidding)
I love post-it day! But, I have to admit--I didn't read the poo story.
I hate to admit...I would be less wigged if you told me you had a weiner as opposed to a boy exploding via anal canal all over your bathroom. But it would be close.
I would love to get all judgmental on your son for calling for cough drops, but I email my husband on Saturday mornings to have me bring coffee. If you have someone who'll do it... ;D
Technology was meant to be used to its fullest extent.
And there's a British re-make of "Charlie Bit My Finger"?? It sucked the first time around. In English. That family needs a hobby. Or a blog.
I know the "Charlie bit my finger video!" My kids think it's hysterical...
I am behind on posts and reads, so now I'm off to see about the poo story.
Lin - Don't worry. It was a "shitty" story.
Allyson - My daughter does need another hobby outside of making you tube videos. ;)
Susan - Kids think that's the best. It has like a billion views. I don't get it.
Too funny! I love it!
have a great day!
You have a weiner?
Lisa - Thanks!
Aunt Juicebox - No. But if I did, I would be big swingin, large and in charge. (I always wanted to know what it felt like to brag about my manhood. It's fun. Now I know why men do it.)
NO WAY was someone wigged out - i loved that story
SFTC - You know a good poo story when you hear one!
why do I always love the poo postits the most?
chief - You know what's best . . .
Are you kidding ? My husband almost rolled off the couch laughing when I told your story about when the shit really hit @ your house....The story certainly lived up to the title of your blog !
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