Um...I sort of sing like your son does. Just an awkward confession here. Wow, I thought I was the only one who did that. Well, I'd like to run through my *set list* with him.
Angel - I can't keep a straight face most of the time.
Sara - I'd be right there with you.
Wines Constantly - I need to know the words to the scrotum song!
MiMi - Basically take any song and replace all the words with the word penis, sung to the tune of the song in question.
AZ Mama - Wait, it gets worse as their behavior gets more inappropriate.
Aunt Juicebox - I am a master of parody and I do not have a penis. . .that I know of. Kimberly - It's great as long as you aren't in church or a restaurant or a museum.
Linlah - Now I am going to heinous use it heinous all the heinous time.
Existential Waitress - Trainwreck that you can't look away from.
SFTC -You know it sista!
Susan - your day is coming. Plus, you have to teach them all day. Ay yi yi!
Jen - You read my shallow and gambling addicted mind!
Insanity Kim - That made me laugh out loud. I will never hear that song the same again.
Steenky - If you can harmonize, we have inappropriate material for days.
Cracking up at your son's substitution of words....when I was younger my friend told me to always mouth the word, "watermelon," so that is what I always did...
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There is NO WAY I wouldn't laugh to your son's songs! LOL
Blue Violet - Yeah. I don't fare well in this area.
roflmbo @ son's substitutions. I would crack up and trying to tell them that is not appropriate while not cracking up is of utmost importance..
Are you kidding? I still giggle when my teachers talk about "probing" with clients. Nobody else, by the way, thinks this is funny.
My 29-yr-old hubs still sings the "scrotum song" he learned in boy scouts. Apparently male genitals always make good song material. Too funny!
So I wanna hear the genital song...
Being a grownup sucks. I say laugh at the replaced lyrics and screw being a grownup.
I already find it impossibe to not laugh at some of my kids' antics. Impossible.
My husband always replaces words to songs with his own lyrics. It must be a guy thing, because I'm no good at it.
Hmmmm! I think it is funny when my kids don't know the words, and make up stuff. It is always great!
Your use of the word heinous alyways makes my day.
LOL Tom Sizemore. Poor guy just can't get it together...
speaking of tom sizemore, are you watching celeb rehab? it is WONDERFUL
I am so glad I don't have teenagers yet!
Yeah, I'm forever laughing at things my nieces and nephews say. That's why I'm an aunt. I can get away with it :)
Sorry about work. Bleck. I understand. I hope things get better soon and you're able to run away to Atlantic City!
Jen
Do you have too many fingers...
Do you have too, do you have too many fingerrrrrs????
Oh, the Cranberries botched in hilarity. Gotta love people who can't figure out lyrics, and don't try to.
Um...I sort of sing like your son does. Just an awkward confession here. Wow, I thought I was the only one who did that. Well, I'd like to run through my *set list* with him.
Angel - I can't keep a straight face most of the time.
Sara - I'd be right there with you.
Wines Constantly - I need to know the words to the scrotum song!
MiMi - Basically take any song and replace all the words with the word penis, sung to the tune of the song in question.
AZ Mama - Wait, it gets worse as their behavior gets more inappropriate.
Aunt Juicebox - I am a master of parody and I do not have a penis. . .that I know of.
Kimberly - It's great as long as you aren't in church or a restaurant or a museum.
Linlah - Now I am going to heinous use it heinous all the heinous time.
Existential Waitress - Trainwreck that you can't look away from.
SFTC -You know it sista!
Susan - your day is coming. Plus, you have to teach them all day. Ay yi yi!
Jen - You read my shallow and gambling addicted mind!
Insanity Kim - That made me laugh out loud. I will never hear that song the same again.
Steenky - If you can harmonize, we have inappropriate material for days.
I was always told to sing watermelon when I didn't know the words. Your son's way is much more entertaining.
I hope your work slows down soon!
Tracie - next time try pen1s, pen1s,pen1s pen1s. It works for him.
KK - Me too!
Cracking up at your son's substitution of words....when I was younger my friend told me to always mouth the word, "watermelon," so that is what I always did...
Too funny!
Stopping by from SITS to say HI! I have made a promise to myself to visit and comment on all blogs posted to spread the love!
Hee Hee...male genitals! Clever!
Is your Son one of my Son's Friends? Why do they all do this... ew!
Dear DG @Diary of a Mad Bathroom,
Don't worry about stopping by, I haven't been over lately either. Work does suck. But sometimes it's all that will pay the bills. Unless you score that sweet gig on the corner, selling your ass to Tom Sizemore. Until then...
Erin - You and Tracie said watermelon was your go-to word for a missing lyric. I never heard that. I hever heard about using pen1s eithter though.
Denise - Thanks for stopping by. You have a big task ahead of you.
Amy - That's what he thinks anyway.
Adoption of Jane - Could be. He seems to manage to find lots of like minded friends.
Allyson - Crackwhore for Sizemore VS. Work. I dunno, it's kinda like a Sophie's choice.
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