Every year my job has a huge all company employee party. They advertise it as a PAR-TAY with a huge open bar etc. I work for a GYM. Really? you guys want me to get smash-faced-drunk in front of Corporate??
I'm strictly a lurker on FB because I hate the insipid things folks post as their status. Like you, I enjoy spying on the kids. Mine know I'm on there and my daughter calls me a "creeper", but it doesn't stop me. I have no life, I might as well live theirs.
I do so enjoy post-it note Tuesday. You are very creative with your post-its.
Adoption of Jane - It's possible. He said his name was Cheif Motumbo and he also told me that I had won 3 Million dollars in the Nigerian lottery. All I had to do for goat and cash was provide a bank account number and my SSN. Seemed reasonable. I'll let you know when the goat gets here.
Alyssa - It's key for the parent of any teenager and a little bit disturbing. The things they talk about would curl your hair.It's not for the faint of heart.
HOKGardener - As long as you did not require medical treatment, I am happy that I made you snarf.
B- Dub - Not so loud. I wanted him to think he had the skillz.
sftc - Facebook bites the weenie.
Vandy J - Thanks. I haven't ordered it yet. I was just tormenting the current one that I have and putting it on notice.
Pee Wee - I'm with you. Booze and work are an unholy union. I keep mine separate.
LPR - Natch. Something has to eat all the crabgrass.
Black Kitteh - I think facebook needs to take a ride in your kitty litter.
MiMi - My DW is such an unrepentant piece of animal dung. It needs to go.
Sara - Wonky breasted chicken is the most nutritious, but it's hell finding it a bra.
A Mother's Thoughts - It's gross. This DW has been crap since we moved in 7 years ago. Time to go.
Kat - oooh, prezzies? Love it.
Lin - We can be creepers together. At least we know what our kids are up to.
Blue Violet - I know. It's the best thing since having an inside man.
Blue ZOo - I agree. I can't keep up and it's just not intuitive to use.
Please keep your e-mails to charming stories and recipes for really great food. Don't send anything that you wouldn't want your mother to see or wouldn't want widely publicized on the internet. Naked pictures will not be returned and may be sold to local perverts if I get strapped for cash.
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A goat for your Village?? Was it one of my Brothers? LOL!
I love the way you use Facebook. That's the best!
THat last once made me snort coffee out my nose!
Texas Hold'em huh? Yeah, good thing you LET him win!
i also hate facebook. HATE IT.
Enjoy your new dishwasher. Ours has to stop working entirely for me to get a new one.
HAHA!! LOVE the principal one!
Every year my job has a huge all company employee party. They advertise it as a PAR-TAY with a huge open bar etc. I work for a GYM. Really? you guys want me to get smash-faced-drunk in front of Corporate??
Congrats on the new goat.
You accepted it, right?
I just don't get Facebook. It is difficult. It is awkward. It must hate Macs!
A goat, huh? Sweet.
I hate FB too.
I drool over the thought of a new dishwasher.
A goat? Wow, they must've liked you a lot.
The most I got offered was a mutated chicken with wonky breasts.
Haha cute, I hate finding shit on my glasses!!
Lynn
I hate the IRS, too! They suck! I have something for you over at my site...go check it out!
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I'm strictly a lurker on FB because I hate the insipid things folks post as their status. Like you, I enjoy spying on the kids. Mine know I'm on there and my daughter calls me a "creeper", but it doesn't stop me. I have no life, I might as well live theirs.
I do so enjoy post-it note Tuesday. You are very creative with your post-its.
An offer of a goat? LOL Facebook is a tattler and I love it for that! hehe
I used to love Facebook. But I am about sick and tired of all their lame changes!
If you could only instead play Texas Hold 'Em with the IRS and feed the assistant principal the blondies...sigh. The awards that could be reaped.
Adoption of Jane - It's possible. He said his name was Cheif Motumbo and he also told me that
I had won 3 Million dollars in the Nigerian lottery. All I had to do for goat and cash
was provide a bank account number and my SSN. Seemed reasonable. I'll let you know when the goat
gets here.
Alyssa - It's key for the parent of any teenager and a little bit disturbing. The things they
talk about would curl your hair.It's not for the faint of heart.
HOKGardener - As long as you did not require medical treatment, I am happy that I made you snarf.
B- Dub - Not so loud. I wanted him to think he had the skillz.
sftc - Facebook bites the weenie.
Vandy J - Thanks. I haven't ordered it yet. I was just tormenting the current one that I have and
putting it on notice.
Pee Wee - I'm with you. Booze and work are an unholy union. I keep mine separate.
LPR - Natch. Something has to eat all the crabgrass.
Black Kitteh - I think facebook needs to take a ride in your kitty litter.
MiMi - My DW is such an unrepentant piece of animal dung. It needs to go.
Sara - Wonky breasted chicken is the most nutritious, but it's hell finding it a bra.
A Mother's Thoughts - It's gross. This DW has been crap since we moved in 7 years ago. Time to go.
Kat - oooh, prezzies? Love it.
Lin - We can be creepers together. At least we know what our kids are up to.
Blue Violet - I know. It's the best thing since having an inside man.
Blue ZOo - I agree. I can't keep up and it's just not intuitive to use.
Kate - I like the way you think. Want to be my manager?
Man, a card game with the big cheese? Did you let him win? LOL!
Susan Fobes - A lady never tells.
Our dishwasher crapped out ages ago, and now I have an additional job. No sign of a new one in my near future.
I had the same twitter spam thing happenn to me. I picked up 8 followers that same day. Coincidence? I think not.
lol, a goat for the village. Not bad...
AZ Mamma - Nobody wants me washing dishes. I do a worse job than the broken DW. Not one of my gifts, I'm afraid.
Steenky - No goat offers?
Jen - I know, I should twitter spam more often. Eventually, someone will offer up a car.
My Twitter account was hacked twice. Finally I just gave up and I'm not on there anymore. *sad face*
My son is asking to get a FB account. The funny thing is that I don't want him snooping around in my stuff.
Tracie - I wish you were on Twitter. You would probably appreciate my spam.
Hilarious. I'm glad I stopped by (I'm always seeing your comments on other blogs I read, like Speaking from the Crib).
1) I now want a plate of blondies. And a ham. And probably a cholesteral check.
2.) I wish I could say that to our dishwasher, but MacGyver is convinced he can find a way to "trick" it into doing it's job properly.
3.) Does you village need a new goat? It might be worth looking in to . . .
Colleen - My village would run me out of town with pitchforks and torches if I got a goat.
Thanks for coming over from SFTC. Kelly is a hoot!
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