If someone said to you "I wonder what would happen if I drank fifteen large coffees from 7-11"
- Would you try to stop them?
- Would you have them committed?
- Would you join them?
- Would your answer be different if I told you that they were 15 years old?
- What if I told you that they did this on a school night?
- Would you be surprised if I told you that they did not sleep for the next two days?
- Would you be surprised if I told you that they spent the next 24 hours in and out of the bathroom at hourly intervals?
- Would you be surprised if I told you that they shook like Kate Hepburn on water skis until lunchtime the next day?
Would you be surprised if I told you that they didn't ever pull a dumb-ass, douchebag stunt like that again?
No? Me either.
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That gives me the shakes just thinking about it. DANG!
I'm assuming your son?
I'm also a little impressed. I can't help it. It's to goober in me.
However, Katherine Hepburn on water skis does portray an accurate pictures.
No. When I was 14 I drank 13 large rootbeers in a row just so I could walk up to the counter and order them from a boy. And I um..never did that again. Something really does suck your brain out between the ages of 13 and 20.
Foxy - Not a pleasant feeling, to be sure.
Sara - No mam, that particular dipshit was yours truly.
Mom of the Perpetually Grounded - I don't think I even had a brain until 21.
oh my gosh!!! there is no way in Gehenna that I could drink that much coffee. I'm semi-allergic to caffiene (seriously, but I drink some anyway :)) I think 15 large coffees would kill me. I'd explode!
Jen
You're impressive. Truly impressive DG. Did your heart nearly beat out of your chest?
Holy Starbucks Batwoman! That's taking it to a whole new level! Kids are peculiar critters. It's a wonder they make it through alive!
Jen - I did it over the course of like four or five hours. Still, it was not comfortable.
SurferWife - The palpitations kept me awake. It was like a samba inside my chest. So stupid.
Linda - I know. This was actually a mild one on my own personal stupidity scale.
My stomach turns just thinking about it. My limit is 2cups.
That sounds perfectly normal to me. You were studying for your Masters at the time, right?
Something tells me you are related to this person... LOL!
Ourblife- Suffice to say, it was not kind to my stomach
Linlah - Only if they give a masters in "stupid".
Susan - So close to her that she pays all my bills and writes all my blog entries for me.
I bet if I drank 15 coffees I could finally run that marathon I've been dreaming about... twice, at least! FIFTEEN COFFEES??? Good Lord!!
Katie - Girl, I'm not saying it's the smartest thing I've ever done. It's really meant to illustrate the frightning stupidity of teenagers and to explain why, as the mother of a teen and a preteen, I don't sleep at night.
Oy, I have 2 cups and I get the shakes! I can't imagine 15.
I'd, uh, JOIN THEM.
Aunt Becky - We could have had mad jitters together.
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