Chief - I wouldn't care whether they drank themselves into a stupor, but it makes this person's demeanor so cantankerous and miserable that I might take you up on your suggestion.
Sara - The hangover you can almost forgive. The dirty underwear? Not so much. However, I am talking about a person that stinks not just from yesterday's drinking, but from today's, from five minutes ago, from 3:15. 24X7X365 combustibility. I swear you can get a contact high off the fumes.
Kimberly - It's not that different. You just trade off worrying that they will fall and hit their heads on the coffee table fcr another type of worry. Parenting = worrying regardless of age. Besides, when they aren't groaning at you through a moody scowl, rolling their eyes at you or asking you not to sing in the car, they are actually a lot of fun.
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Dawn has a taint? And I want a white cosmo, no really I do.
Linlah - You too can enjoy a White Cosmopolitan -
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/advice/entertaining-ideas/cocktail-party-food-recipes-0609-2
So Yummy.
Seriously with the coworker... give her a sparkler, send her out into the parking lot and tell her to light it.
Chief - I wouldn't care whether they drank themselves into a stupor, but it makes this person's demeanor so cantankerous and miserable that I might take you up on your suggestion.
Sounds like the co-worker is making everyone miserable - including herself. Sorry about the ac funk.
Oh no, something in the A/C now that would not be fun. I once had a mouse die in the vent in my office at work and the smell was unbearable.
heehee...loved the last one. post on the witches next door, please?
Taint of dawn?! Really?!
Well, that's a way to make dawn some hairy, stinky after thought.
I have had witches next door and it's no laughing matter! Where is a stake when you need one?
I love your post-it Tuesdays! How come when I make mine they aren't as funny? I end up ditching the post half the time.
Thanks for the chuckles. :)
Tracie - The coworker is a complete douchebag.
Aging Mommy - Yeah, we had a hamster climb into the heat vent next to my bed. The stench was horrid.
Empress - As soon as I find an eye of newt to bring as a hostess gift.
Surfer Wife - Would you prefer asscrack of dawn? I have plenty more... ;)
Linda - Totally agree.
Lin - Thanks Girl. I wrestle with them as brevity does not come naturally to me.
Nothing smells better than a coworker who stinks of hangover and dirty underwear.
Sometimes...I get scared when I read your blog. I am afraid of my children becoming teens.
It is funny when it is your teens, but I am afraid of these stories to reoccur in my home. Ahhhhhh!
ROFLOL
Sara - The hangover you can almost forgive. The dirty underwear? Not so much. However, I am talking about a person that stinks not just from yesterday's drinking, but from today's, from five minutes ago, from 3:15. 24X7X365 combustibility. I swear you can get a contact high off the fumes.
Kimberly - It's not that different. You just trade off worrying that they will fall and hit their heads on the coffee table fcr another type of worry. Parenting = worrying regardless of age. Besides, when they aren't groaning at you through a moody scowl, rolling their eyes at you or asking you not to sing in the car, they are actually a lot of fun.
Did you actually refer to dawn in conjunction with a taint? Oh no...
The smell of stale alcohol is repulsive. I'll give you that.
Blue violet - You bet I did!
Lots going on in your world!
Taint? LOL.
Bossy Betty - That is beyond true.
Wendi - Yup. That's one of those words that gives me third grade giggles.
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