It was finally after the tenth viewing of the midnight GOT MERKIN? infomercial that Susie finally gathered the courage to dial 1-800-MERKINS and place her special order. (She splurged on the one-day Fed Ex delivery.)
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My merkin's on fire! My merkin's on fire!
Is that a Merkin in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'll take the big silver curly merkin, so that I can wear it when my alter-ego, Sparkles, comes out.
Get in the house right now Merkin, and stop pestering your sister!
When Merkin left the bathroom she left a trail of toilet paper behind her.
As proud as I am to be merkin, I still know merkins need to travel the world.
You should have seen her face when her husband asked, "what is a merkin and why are you looking it up on the internet?"
It was finally after the tenth viewing of the midnight GOT MERKIN? infomercial that Susie finally gathered the courage to dial 1-800-MERKINS and place her special order. (She splurged on the one-day Fed Ex delivery.)
Okay, I'm game...
I worked really hard the other day and got a merkin!
Fortunately, they DO sell a merkin in the kit WITH the DIY Brazilian wax.
Once again proving his lack of savvy with accessories, Dale wore the merkin as a dickie.
(Also? Empress is a genius.)
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