I spent the six-hour drive home from the beach being treated to the competing sounds of my husband's borborygmus stomach and my toddler girl's screaming.
In the dead of night she arose silently and stealthily padding her way down the hall through the darkness in heed of the insistent call of the borborygumus.
If not for the borborygmus in her final last seconds of the song, Susie was sure that Simon Cowell would have given her a thumbs up for the Hollywood round.
Do you know how stressful this game is becoming for me? Well, you would if you were here and heard the sudden rumbling borborygmus caused by my anxiety to use these words correctly.
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Wait--I didn't know there was going to be a test. Ah, I'm such a frickin' borborygumus.
I spent the six-hour drive home from the beach being treated to the competing sounds of my husband's borborygmus stomach and my toddler girl's screaming.
It was a long, long drive.
Borborygmus, my ass! You unleash an air biscuit like that again and you'll be saying goodbye to gouda!
The doctor had a phlegmy laugh, a wet guffaw that always reminded his patients of borborygumus gone particularly bad.
In the dead of night she arose silently and stealthily padding her way down the hall through the darkness in heed of the insistent call of the borborygumus.
The moon was begining to rise over the borborygmus but they didn't care the sunset over the water was too beautiful to ignore.
My borborygmus is inflamed and itching. I just pray it has nothing to do with the cab driver and his strange ways.
If not for the borborygmus in her final last seconds of the song, Susie was sure that Simon Cowell would have given her a thumbs up for the Hollywood round.
She tensed at the borborygmus emitted by the ever too close and hovering dentist.
Do you know how stressful this game is becoming for me? Well, you would if you were here and heard the sudden rumbling borborygmus caused by my anxiety to use these words correctly.
How do you even pronounce that shit?
Judging by your borborygmus, you are going to need a magazine in about 15 minutes.
Sue Ellen tensed in fear, realizing that the borborygmus was coming from INSIDE the condo...
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