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I saw way too much of my screaming daughter's uvula yesterday.
Sarah! That is NOT your uvula! Please pull up your pants and quit giving Tommy an eyeful.
It was SO big it actually jammed against my uvula a handful of times.
Gross. I know.
We were not nearly as impressed with Murray's patented uvula hammering duck call as he expected us to be.
She reached all the way to her uvula and pulled out a tic-tac.
So then I said, "No officer, that's MY uvula!"
It got stuck between her cheek and uvula and they couldn't get it out!
When Lucille's uvula was swollen she sounded like sailor and she cursed like one but never at Obfuscate, he held a special place in her heart.
I lost my uvula when I was about 15. I know that was young and I went to confession afterwards.
My eyes stung as she wagged her finger inches from my face amid screams of "Uvula move your ass now if uvula know what's good for ya."
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