We interrupt this regularly scheduled blog posting to bring you this important news from overseas:
What? You don't read Chinese?
Are you kidding?
Ok, ok, I'.ll translate.
Why are you so full of the awesome?
When I cook General Tso's Chicken, I am reminded of how not awesome it is, compared to you.
Your skin is like fine porcelain. So fine, in fact, that I can see all your veins.
Your hair is like rarest amber, with a brown stripe down the middle, 'cause your roots girl? Damn.
Your energy level is so high that you can actually beat the all the Sr Citizens at assisted living center at the pole vault, but only by the very narrowest of margins. And your kindness can only be bested by the average Mc Donalds employee.
Stay awesome and come to China real soon.
The Ghost of Chairman Mao
If you think this is hot, you shold read the love letters I get from Nikita Kruschev. Smokin!