See this picture? This is the face of a very cold cat. One who wants to get inside and into his warm spot behind the comfy chair in the living room, sooner than later.
But what else is this? It is the same look that was on my face when my boss told me that we had to deliver a year's worth of a project in two and a half months. The result? I have severely neglected my blog, everyone got gift cards for Christmas because I had no time to shop and, when the project was finally over, I took a week and a half off work to scrub the prior ten weeks out of my head.
Now that that cluster-F is over, it's time to get back to some serious blogging. Only problem is, my brain feels like a deflated balloon. I have no ideas for postings and I don't seem to want to do much more than sleep all day. I need a shot in the arm, a kick in the pants, a boost over the wall. And you can help me. Here's how:
Leave me a question in the comments. The question can be about anything you want to know about (except s3x, I would only disappoint you)- chicken farming, the atomic weight of boron, why Spike is the hottest cat on the planet, anything. And I will do my level best to answer. My hope is that this will kick-start my brain into action and it will be all easy and downhill from there (delusional, no?).
Let's get 2011 off to an interesting start. I look forward to your submissions.
Please keep your e-mails to charming stories and recipes for really great food. Don't send anything that you wouldn't want your mother to see or wouldn't want widely publicized on the internet. Naked pictures will not be returned and may be sold to local perverts if I get strapped for cash.