I am going to take a little blogcation. Looks like a week, but it could be two. It will be the break that I need to tidy things up around the home and office and to prevent me from taking a dump on my abusive and mentally unhinged co worker's desk or from being so distracted that I sear my hand on the paninni press (which, for the record, I don't look good in stripes).
We'll call it a preemptive mental health break from which I will return bright eyed and bitchy-taled, because I am sure that there will be plenty of people jumping on my last nerve while I'm gone. As you know, it's sharing these little tales with you that keeps me off the Crazytown Express. I can't think of a better way to keep sane.