Sunday, March 27, 2011

It's the Blogcation that Keeps you off the Short Bus to Crazytown

If I have seemed a little absent from my pages and yours this past week, it's because I am in the midst of something of a deluge at work and personally.  It's nothing that I can't handle, but it puts the blog on the back burner.  So rather than be silently missing, I will be overtly so.

I am going to take a little blogcation.  Looks like a week, but it could be two.  It will be the break that I need to tidy things up around the home and office and to prevent me from taking a dump on my abusive and mentally unhinged co worker's desk or from being so distracted that I sear my hand on the paninni press (which, for the record, I don't look good in stripes).

We'll call it a preemptive mental health break from which I will return bright eyed and bitchy-taled, because I am sure that there will be plenty of people jumping on my last nerve while I'm gone.  As you know, it's sharing these little tales with you that keeps me off the Crazytown Express.  I can't think of a better way to keep sane.


11 Your comments, banter and witty repartee:

hokgardner said...

Enjoy your blogcation. I'll be here when you get back.

The Empress said...

I took 2 wks off in August and it was WONDERFUL.

I don't care much for the "forced posts."

We'll miss ya, woman.

linlah said...

I only like you cause you're bitchy-tailed so please take the break.

Lin said...

Take a chill, DG. Do what you need to do to keep sane. We'll be here waiting for you with cocktails. :)

Kate said...

Have fun, since it IS a vacation of sorts. Also, stay away from the panini press. I myself got too close to a George Foreman Lean, Mean Fat-Something-Violent Machine. That freakin' thing IS mean.

foxy said...

Do what you gotta do, lady, and we'll see ya on the flip side. Will i have a real, live baby by then? VERY POSSIBLE.

Linda Medrano said...

I'll keep visiting knowing that one day you'll open the door when I ring! Come back soon!

400 Wakeups said...

It's all good. You taking a blogcation is good for my Google Reader. Although I miss you like spicy mustard, I am trying to get home for the Final Four game and that means a lot of squeezing into corners of the Prius and not much blog reading. I'll see ya on da flip side, Crazy Express!

LiBBy said...

Amen seester. Everyone needs a blogcation now and again to roll up their sleeves and delve into shitty reality. I hope youll share more details when you return. Not that it matters but, I vote "yeah" for taking a dump on the co workers desk.

peewee said...

Have fun! Will miss you. Are you doing a twitter break too? Hope not. But if so I totally get it and THANK GOD the OC housewives are back!

MiMi said...

I would pay you to take a dump on a coworkers desk.

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