DEFINITION: Cranky Optimist - crank·y /ˈkraNGkē/ op·ti·mist
the Dad in "So I Married an Axe Murderer". As soon as she tells me that the Colonel puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, I'm moving abroad.
June is my a birthday month and I think that witnessing my own aging along side my mom's has me somewhat introspective. Maybe my awareness is enough to keep me from going the full Stuart McKenzie. I hope so, because I hate watching the news and I like KFC.