When we first got Buzz the Magnificent, he was completely terrified by the sound of Brownie the Wonderdog's bark. Brownie, being somewhat neurotic, barks at the television any time she can make out even the faintest suggesstion of a four legged creature. It does not matter how loose that suggestion is, either. It can be a cartoon, live action, a photo or a painting. If she can make out four legs, ears and a tail, she goes off. And for some reason, she barks aggressively at the line drawing of the of the Ford Cmax guy and the Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil guys. See what I mean about neurotic? Or perhaps only she senses that both of these animations have an evil plot for world domination and she needs to save us from their nefarious doings...and then won't I have egg on my face?
See the open hand pointed skyward? Clearly a megalomaniacal dictator with a god complex and an endless suppy of plastique.
Photo Cred - Brandchannel.com
Little silver chefs - the axis of evil.
Photo cred - funnycommercialsworld.com
In spite of Buzz's sphincter seizing fear when Brownie barks and in spite of the fact that we have in fact seemingly rendered him a castrata, our dear boy is developing something of a deep, basso profundo bark, as evidenced below. He can also eat without chewing.
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