1) How little spam I get.
2) How poorly written and obviously fake the spam that I do get really is.
Allow me to share the latest gem to hit my inbox. Let's make a couple of assumptions before we read on:
1) This is meant to look like a communication from a bank or other financial institution.
2) It is meant to be crafted with language that will entice me to respond with information.
3) The sender genuinely expects a response.
your atm card has finalize all the necessary arrangement and
your fund $2.5usd is inside atm card this moment your atm
card is in atm card office waiting for your Address were to deliver
Now, I am sure that while there are many bankers that sit at their desk in a state of arousal, few that I know use that information as the closing to a written communication. Well done you, Mr Mgbako and your chubby! If that alone weren't enough to get me to reply, your promise of $2.5 USD has me chomping at the bit. I had been looking for sufficient funds to get a can of soda and a pack of gum. Sadly, my couch cushions came up empty. You sir, have made my dreams a reality!